Favourite Dad Jokes

With Father’s Day just around the corner, we have put together some of our favourite Dad jokes from around the web.  These are so bad they are actually good!

1.     Dad: Did you hear about the kid-napping at school?

        Son: No, what happened?

        Dad: It’s OK, he woke up…

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        Source: Guff.com

3.  I needed a password that was eight characters long so I picked snow white and the seven dwarfs.

4. I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner…it was just collecting dust.

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        Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/uNacI

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        Source: https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/416371928024428667/

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        Source: image: http://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2014/04/i3y2p-dad3.png

8. Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!

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        Source: image: http://www.sunnyskyz.com

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        Source: http://guff.com/

12.  Did you hear about the old lady who fell down the well?  She didn’t see that well…

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        Source: http://www.sunnyskyz.com/

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        Source: http://www.sunnyskyz.com/

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        Source: http://www.sunnyskyz.com/

16.  I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

17. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.  Then it dawned on me...

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        Source: http://www.daddypoppins.com

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        Source: http://www.sunnyskyz.com

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        Source: http://www.sunnyskyz.com/ & reddit